So yesterday I went to the zoo right?
And I saw a monkey cage right?
And there were monkeys in the cage right?
No. There was a squirrel with a monkey death glaring him and another monkey sitting there while his squirrel buddy sat on the cage.
At first he ate a lead thing then climbed around. Then he sat on the branch and apparently he HAD ninja powers because as soon as he -I'm serious- pee'd he realized he was trapped. And climbed everywhere like a crazed... Well squirrel. There was a huge crowd -I saw it first :3- and like. The poor squirrel was trapped with the homicidal looking monkeys
then I saw a group of teenagers discussing the elephants -actions- ._. My theory about the squirrel was that:
He had super cool ninja powers and used them to get into the cage. Then when he pee'd he lost them.
ALSO ATTACK ON TITAN FTW
I have discovered I can only watch intense gore in anime because stabbing and violence in general from human to human (unless it's unrealistic or fistfights without blood) make me uncomfortable. ._.